Nikki Cox got hit in the face with a basketball…

24 Mar

Okay, no she didn’t, but we may have a case. This photo of Nikki Cox and her man, Jay Mohr, was taken recently at a Knicks game. The photo insert was taken sometime ago, let’s say the late-90s or so.

Okay, then, WHAT HAPPENED?

Please don’t give us the “She’s just getting older” routine, either. The deterioration that’s occurred here is much more severe than the sands of time can take credit for. Maybe she’s just seen too many Knicks games?


7 Responses to “Nikki Cox got hit in the face with a basketball…”

  1. AJRoxMyWhiteSox March 24, 2009 at 11:24 pm #

    I saw a different picture from this game, and she looked atrocious. She had so much unnecessary plastic surgery. She used to be way hot. Now she looks like a Muppet. 😦 Jay Mohr is getting a little fluffy-looking too.

  2. juliasrants March 25, 2009 at 6:46 am #

    I’m with Jen! A lot LESS knife would have helped!


  3. redstatebluestate March 25, 2009 at 3:35 pm #

    Excuse me while I go throw up my lunch.

  4. . March 25, 2009 at 6:03 pm #

    HAHAHAHAHA. You guys are ridiculous! Although, you do make a point, creating an amazing true story. It could be from watching too many New York Knicks games, but look at Mohr. He’s a wreck too, man. Not to get on anybody’s case here…no hard feelings. Good work gentlemen.

    – Donnie

  5. phillies_phollowers March 27, 2009 at 3:11 pm #

    Maybe she has a bad case of poison ivy? Or, maybe just a Botox overdose! Either way, yikes!


  6. juliasrants March 27, 2009 at 7:49 pm #

    #6 on the list guys! Congrats!


  7. trolleydodger April 3, 2009 at 1:15 am #

    If you were with Jay Mohr, you’d seek surgery to nullify your own rapidly-slipping sense of self, too.

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