Breaking news: Pavano injured … again!

7 Jan

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Just moments after signing with the Cleveland Indians, Carl Pavano has sustained yet another season-ending injury. According to reports, the righty became the victim of a nasty paper cut while handing the contract over to his agent after signing it. The cut, which is on his glove hand, won’t require surgery (or a Band-Aid), but will keep him off the mound in 2009.

After being treated at a local medical facility, Pavano told reporters that he has no plans on refunding the $1.5 million he will get from the Indians this year. “Why should I give it back? I took much more than that from the Yankees, and I only gave them nine wins over four years.”

2 Responses to “Breaking news: Pavano injured … again!”

  1. juliasrants January 7, 2009 at 12:08 pm #

    Gentlemen, Thank you for keeping us up to date on these important breaking news stories. I rest better knowing that there are journalist like you out there work for us lowly readers.

    Julia
    http://werbiefitz.mlblogs.com/

  2. kingofcali January 7, 2009 at 4:18 pm #

    That’s too funny!

    ~King of Cali
    http://kingofcali.mlblogs.com/

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