The Seattle Mariners were dead last in the AL West last season. Their performance got so lousy that during the twilight of the season their mascot, Mariner Moose, opted to flash his newborn’s mug to the hometown crowd instead of routing on his team.
It was fine until Ichiro smacked a foul ball liner and, in a knee-jerk reaction, M. Moose turned quickly and jacked some poor fan in the dome with his kid’s antler.
The lawsuit is still pending and the Mariners are still terrible.
The Max 
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