Culpepper shines at first Lions practice

5 Nov

Detroit Lions newcomer Daunte Culpepper participated in his first practice Wednesday, and early reports from the Motor City have stated Culpepper, a three-time Pro Bowl selection, looked “good” and “solid” in his debut.

The Max can confirm that those reports are, in fact, true.

“I’ve never seen Daunte look so good,” one teammate said. “And I’m not even talking about his throwing arm, I’m talking about his shiny teeth! The glow from his smile was so powerful I had to put on my shades. Who knows, maybe the guy can still play football, but even if he can’t, he can still light up a room with those glossy ivories.”


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