Imagine this Turkey Day dinner conversation…

27 Nov

We were sitting here thinking, since we have no lives and work through the holidays, about what the conversation would be like if loudmouth former NFL receiver Keyshawn Johnson, flesh-bitin’ has-been Mike Tyson, drunken mess Courtney Love and overall BAMF Ray Lewis ate Thankgiving dinner together?

 We’re willing to bet that the
phrases below would be uttered at least once during the meal…






Who else can you picture at this dinner table, and what would they have to say? Leave us a comment or email us here:

2 Responses to “Imagine this Turkey Day dinner conversation…”

  1. juliasrants November 27, 2008 at 8:59 pm #

    How about Ozzy Osborne asking for the neck/head?


  2. Jane Heller November 28, 2008 at 4:01 pm #

    I’d like to see A-Rod and Madonna at that Thanksgiving, simply because I’d like to see them at Thanksgiving, period. For example, does she let him drink regular water or just Kabbalah water?

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