Former NHL Ranger being hunted by Jack Bauer

2 Dec

Former New York Ranger Sean Avery was suspended indefinitely by the NHL for saying naughty things about his former flame, “24” star Elisha Cuthbert, during a morning skate with his new team, the Dallas Stars. 
What was so bad, you ask? We wouldn’t dare utter the phrase, but let’s just say that we wouldn’t be surprised if Jack Bauer is taking time out of his busy schedule to plot some revenge for the slur. 
But we can’t leave you in the dark, so we’ve put something together that should help illustrate what the term was…


Get the idea now?  If not, refer to that Google thing the kids are talking about. It’s all over that.

2 Responses to “Former NHL Ranger being hunted by Jack Bauer”

  1. juliasrants December 3, 2008 at 1:46 pm #

    When will these boys ever grow up? Perhaps he can’t get a date and he’s jealous? Perhaps he’s been checked into the boards one too many times? What an idiot!


  2. 250harbor December 3, 2008 at 2:52 pm #

    He should probably start dating uglier women. That should do the trick.

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