We saw this photo of mutant-headed Barry Bonds (with a Blagojevich-sized baseball cap on) and we caught something glaring: the unidentified liquid inside of his water bottle. Given Bonds’ current predicament and how he’s trying to get himself into the, ahem, Clear regarding his steroid allegations, we didn’t think it was a smart move to travel around with an unlabeled substance.
But what is the liquid? Here are some options we came up with:
Horse urine and elf saliva – rumored to clean out the system and flush the internals of all unwanted hormones
Unsweetened iced tea, pineapple lifesavers and un-purified swamp water — supposedly devours all steroidic materials from the body
Flax seed, melted snow, dirt from the old Yankee Stadium and pretzel rods — shrinks the head to that of a prehistoric caveman.
Got a guess? Leave a comment and let us know what you think.