Bonds attends BBall game with unidentified liquid

3 Feb

We saw this photo of mutant-headed Barry Bonds (with a Blagojevich-sized baseball cap on) and we caught something glaring: the unidentified liquid inside of his water bottle. Given Bonds’ current predicament and how he’s trying to get himself into the, ahem, Clear regarding his steroid allegations, we didn’t think it was a smart move to travel around with an unlabeled substance. 

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But what is the liquid? Here are some options we came up with: 
Horse urine and elf saliva – rumored to clean out the system and flush the internals of all unwanted hormones
Unsweetened iced tea, pineapple lifesavers and un-purified swamp watersupposedly devours all steroidic materials from the body

Flax seed, melted snow, dirt from the old Yankee Stadium and pretzel rods — shrinks the head to that of a prehistoric caveman. 
Got a guess? Leave a comment and let us know what you think.

2 Responses to “Bonds attends BBall game with unidentified liquid”

  1. raysrenegade February 3, 2009 at 4:25 pm #

    It might be a little apple juice with a pineapple juice twister and a little bit of floating clear gel in it. Maybe it is his next promotional item, Bonds in a bottle. Taste the true essence of Barry. ( Only drink at room temperature)

    Glad to see that Bonds still like to go out in public, considering he will not sign for a majority of the people who call to him. But then I am not a young kid with a ball leaning over the edge either.

    Rays Renegade

    http://raysrenegade.mlblogs.com

  2. juliasrants February 3, 2009 at 5:24 pm #

    I’m sure it is something totally legal – perhaps a Long Island Ice Tea – looks to be the right color!

    Julia
    http://werbiefitz.mlblogs.com/

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