The real Joba vs. The phony Joba

11 Feb

Ryan Ward, a 30-year-old dude from Toms River, N.J., pleaded guilty to scamming businesses for saying he was Yankees pitcher Joba Chamberlain. Ward’s punishment was $2,518 in fines and he got placed on two years’ probation for doing snagging free drinks at bars and getting food comped because he told people he was the Joba Chamberlain.

Let’s run through the major differences between the man and the myth:

  • One: Joba wears a Yankees hat. Ryan Ward wears a receding hairline.
  • Two: Joba wears a pinstriped uniform. Ryan Ward wears a powder-blue checkered shirt from the bargain bin.
  • Three: Restaurants go to Joba, he doesn’t go to them. Ryan Ward isn’t afraid to hit the drive-thru window multiple times per day.
  • Four: Joba receives checks for endorsement deals. Ryan Ward writes checks and gets probation because he gets caught pretending to be other people.
  • Five: Joba is the real deal. Ryan Ward is OK with being a phony, and would have probably kept acting like Joba if he didn’t get into trouble.

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2 Responses to “The real Joba vs. The phony Joba”

  1. juliasrants February 11, 2009 at 8:09 pm #

    What people won’t do! So – who will we see you guys impersonating?

    Julia
    http://werbiefitz.mlblogs.com/

  2. welikeroywelikeroy February 11, 2009 at 8:21 pm #

    From the look of his build also. That guy does not look like a professional athlete.
    http://homerfoodandhistory.mlblogs.com/

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