Protest: Get new wheels, Lance Armstrong!

19 Feb

Lance Armstrong got his one-of-a-kind bike jacked this week, but the perps didn’t know that Armstrong is a Twitter-er. (Just like The Max!) The bike got recovered and everyone was thrilled, especially the Twitter people who now can boast about how great their product is.

Unfortunately, we’re not so happy. You see, when we saw the bike that was recovered we expected it to have rockets on the side or sharp knives for wheel spokes. But it was just a regular bike with two wheels, some pedals, a chain and handlebars. This is why we thought we’d give Lance the opportunity to save a few fans by choosing one of these five new bikes to race from now on.

Which one do you think suits Lance best?


5 Responses to “Protest: Get new wheels, Lance Armstrong!”

  1. flairforthedramatic at 8:26 pm #

    I’m going to go with #2. I’d like to see him win the Tour de France with that.
    – V [ ]

  2. . at 8:27 pm #

    Hands down, four. It looks like a speed demon and that’s exactly what Lance is himself. I don’t think he’d appreciate two-seaters very much.

    – Donnie

  3. gomets1010 at 8:29 pm #

    A tie between 1 and 4. 4 looks cool, and in 1 if they steal one he has 3 left….

  4. juliasrants at 8:30 pm #

    #1 – You’ll never have to worry about a flat!


  5. mlbmark at 10:37 am #

    5 old school – Mark

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