Someone we know bought a Stephon Marbury Fathead wall decal after Starbury got traded to the Knicks. Yep, we’re serious. We’re willing to bet the same dude probably forked over loot for a Snuggie, a Garden City Griller and the OxiClean, too.
So now that Farcebury is out of New York, our buddy asked us: “What do I do with my Fathead”
Here’s a few solutions we came up with:
- Color over Steph’s face with permanent marker and give him a “petit handlebar” mustache (as seen here)
- Use it as a huge dartboard
- Burn it in effigy in the driveway and e-mail us a photo
Your turn. What do you think he should do with his Marbury Fathead?