Who would you rather hang out with?
Ryan Howard, the Phillies’ slugger asking for 18 million reasons to keep him at first base with the World Champs, or Ryan Howard, the former executive at Dunder Mifflin paper company that was fired and arrested for corruption? We feel it’s a tossup…
Ryan “Phillies” Howard
Pros
- He’s rich.
- He wears fancy rings on his fingers.
- He takes snazzy promo shots.
Cons
- He plays for the Phillies.
- He has a bulbous head.
- He’s left-handed, which makes for awkward handshakes.
Ryan “Dunder Mifflin” Howard
Pros
- He works for… um, a paper company? Well, he’s got a job, at least.
- Has a criminal record (white-collar crime gets chicks).
Cons
- He’s been arrested for swindling money.
- He may or may not have a drug problem.
- He never really liked Kelly but dated her anyway.
- Sometimes he sports a scraggly beard that makes him look like a dirtier Kevin Federline.
The verdict? You tell us, but we’re pretty fond of paper… even though the guy associated with it looks like a weaselly creepster.
The Max 
Phillies Howard. He might have a big head, but the other Howard is creepy looking.
Julia
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Gosh… this can swing either way… but I’m gonna go with Phillies Howard. He’s a rock, and the way I play the game, rock beats paper any day lolz.
– V [ http://flairforthedramatic.mlblogs.com ]
I’m going to have to go with The Office Howard. I really don’t like the Phillies, or their first baseman Ryan Howard. I do however love The Office, therefore paper Howard wins.
http://hardballblog.mlblogs.com/
Ryan Howard……I’d probably go to a bar and pick a fight, cause I can, Ryan Howard has my back!
Ryan Howard…..I’d probalby go to a bar and pick a fight, cause I can, Ryan Howard has my back!
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Whos a better first baseman, Tex or Howard, my last blog played with the idea