Tag Archives: Joe Torre

She loves the Yankees … yeah right

5 Dec

We usually leave links to YouTube videos for our weekly “Surfing the Web” feature. But when we saw this one we had to bring it to you right away. Normally, a well-endowed woman could say whatever she wants and we’ll find her attractive. But this video borders on impossible to watch. Not only does she have difficulty reading her cue cards, but she obviously doesn’t know what she’s talking about. “Joe Torray”? Really? Is he French now? And you call yourself a Yankees fan? We can’t believe we are saying this, but we’d rather a little less hot and a little more intelligent.

NLCS Game 2, PS3 Style

9 Oct

nlcs.jpgAccording the expert analysis provided by The Max’s PS3, the Phillies took Game 1 of the NLCS by a score of 14-3. Because we know you will probably be stuck in traffic while Game 2 is underway, we have simulated this matchup as well. Now, you can drive home from work listening to Mike Francesa already knowing the outcome of the game. Here goes:

 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E
Dodgers 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0 3 10 0
Phillies 0 0 0 1 1 0 1 0 1 4 11 0

Phillies lead series 2-0

W – Gordon, 1 IP, 2 Hits, O Runs, 2 K
L – Proctor, 0.2 IP, 2 Hits, 1 Run, 1 ER, 2 K

HR: None

Dodgers
Blake: 3-4, 1 Run, 2 RBI
Loney: 3-4, 1 Run
Ramirez: 0-3, 1 BB

Phillies
Howard: 2-4, 1 Run, 1 RBI, 2 K
Victorino 2-5, 1 Run, 1 RBI, 1 K
Werth: 2-3, 1 RBI, 1 BB

Both teams got strong performances out of their starters (Billingsley and Myers). But in the end, it was Torre using Proctor on back-to-back days (again) that cost the Dodgers.