Just joking

21 Oct

kobe.jpgThese jokes are acceptable to use at your next cocktail party:
Q:  Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get a website?
A: Because they couldn’t put three W’s in a row.

Q. Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
A. He wanted to beat the crowd.

This one is a tossup: 
Q: Why should you never marry a tennis player?
A: Because to them love means nothing. 


Under no circumstances, even if it would save planet earth from an alien space attack, should you ever use this one as an ice breaker with a Bombers fan, a dentist, or anyone:
 
Q:  What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
A:  One roots for the Yanks, and the other yanks for the roots.

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