Watching some loser Clemson fan imitate Triple H and DDT Wake center Chas McFarland last Saturday made us think about other Fans vs. Players battles that have taken place. Yes, the Ron Artest vs. the entire Pistons fanbase is included.
Some dude gets a little too close to Kip Brennan
The Max knows that you’ve been busy getting ready for the holidays. So we’ve gathered these news items from around the sports world into one place for your convenience. You’re welcome.
Pittsburgh Steelers wider receiver Santonio Holmes reveals crush on teammate Casey Hampton.
The Wizards played a game.
(Normally, this wouldn’t be news, but judging from the empty seats, we figured nobody actually saw the game)
Tom Arnold is apparently still considered a celebrity, as evidenced by his courtside seats at a recent Lakers game.
Bradley Center hot dogs send Bucks coach Scott Skiles to the bathroom during the fourth quarter of Saturday’s win over the Pacers.
Ron Artest loves The Max this much. So do these guys.
These jokes are acceptable to use at your next cocktail party:Q. Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
A. He wanted to beat the crowd.
Madden’s streak stops at 476
After an insane run of calling 476 NFL games as a commentator, John Madden will finally take a long-deserved rest this Sunday to spend quality time with his family.
Some of us (me) refuse to play his video game because we think his voice is annoying, but you still gotta tip your fedora to the guy for hanging in there.
So, in honor of Madden’s accomplishments, The Max has dug up some others that aren’t so commendable.
NFL Football: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
The 1976 Tampa Bay Bucs were absolutely dreadful. They lost a jaw-dropping 14 games in a row en route to a no-win season. There was but one redeeming quality about going to Bucs games back then: the concessions. No, seriously. You see, in those days corn on the cob was just a buck-an-ear. (Worst. Joke. Ever.)
NBA Basketball: Ron Artest
Congratulations are in order (I guess) to Ron Artest for earning the longest suspension in NBA history! Artest’s penalty included missing 73 games and losing out on a measly $4,995,000 in salary for his role in a brawl that spilled into the crowd at the end of a game between the Pacers and the Pistons in 2004.
Other suspensions stemming from that same incident:
NHL Hockey: Chicago Blackhawks
The Stanley Cup belonged to the Blackhawks back in 1961 when they defeated the Detroit Red Wings… and after that there’s really not much else to say about Chicago’s winning ways. The Windy City’s hockey club has yet to reclaim the Cup since, and their drought serves as the league’s longest.
MLB Baseball: Anthony Young
With 27 consecutive losing decisions on your resume it’s tough to find a reference. Mets pitcher Anthony Young found that out during a span of 15 months between May 1993 and July 1993 when the right-hander couldn’t buy a win. It goes without saying, Young’s losing got old really quick.
However, today’s Mets fans might actually appreciate Young’s consistency. With “Noodle Arm” on the hill, it was pretty much a guaranteed loss. Nowadays, Mets fans actually believe in their team… until about September, that is. That’s about the time Young’s losing ways resurface and lead to yet another Amazin’ collapse.
NBA Basketball: Sacramento Kings
With a chilling 15 consecutive losing seasons (1983-1998), the Kings were more like the jesters of the NBA. Of all people, it was Chris Webber (known as “Mr. Timeout” at his alma mater, the University of Michigan, for his bonehead play during the 1993 NCAA Tourney) that helped turn the California franchise around years later.
It’s a tie! The record for the longest losing streak in the NBA is held by two dismal teams, the 1995-96 Vancouver Grizzlies and the 1997-98 Denver Nuggets, each piling up 23 losses in a row. Not even the lowly Knicks are that bad. However, if we gave Isiah one more season, we’re willing to bet he’d figure out a way to push it to 24 in a row.
MLB Baseball: Chicago Cubs
Where would any list of losers be without the Cubs? Some say the streak of missing the World Series since 1908 would have ended in 2003 if not for “The Steve Bartman Incident,” which refers to a spectator (Bartman) who attempted to catch a foul ball that would have been the third out in Game 6 of the NLCS between the Cubs and Marlins.
Bartman’s interference gave the Florida new life in the game and afterward Bartman had to be ushered from the ballpark with security protecting him. The Marlins went on to win the World Series that year, leaving the Cubs to search for another route way back to the World Series.
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