Even with a disturbing 0-11 record, the Detroit Lions are still the No. 1…
Team that Santa will skip when cruising around distributing presents. The Clauses are big-time bettors, and the Lions have cost them dearly this year. Get ready for a big fat chunk of coal on Dec. 25, Detroit.
- Biggest waste of Thanksgiving TV time in the history of pigskin.
- Team where most players lie about their job. It’s widely known that around the Motor City the guys on the squad say they are lion tamers, not Lions players.
- Owners of the dirtiest uniforms in the game. (Think about it — 11 sets of cleat marks have trampled their jerseys. That’s a lot of Shout.)
- Reason the XFL is pushing for a comeback. “They’re just as lousy as we ever was,” cited former XFL star Otis “Hit Squad” Floyd.
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The Max 
Yeah, I agree with ol’ Otis. The Lions can’t even beat an XFL team.
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# 1 in –
1. The number of crying towels used in a weekend on an NFL sideline.
2. Players most likely to hear “Wait, you mean to tell me they PAY you to do this?”
3. The team with the largest % of fans coming to the game with paper bags on their heads. (Yes – all 5 fans wore bags last weekend.)
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