The Lions are actually, seriously, no kidding — No. 1

25 Nov

Even with a disturbing 0-11 record, the Detroit Lions are still the No. 1…


  • santa.jpgTeam that Santa will skip when cruising around distributing presents. The Clauses are big-time bettors, and the Lions have cost them dearly this year. Get ready for a big fat chunk of coal on Dec. 25, Detroit.
  • Biggest waste of Thanksgiving TV time in the history of pigskin.
  • Team where most players lie about their job. It’s widely known that around the Motor City the guys on the squad say they are lion tamers, not Lions players.
  • Owners of the dirtiest uniforms in the game. (Think about it — 11 sets of cleat marks have trampled their jerseys. That’s a lot of Shout.)
  • Reason the XFL is pushing for a comeback. “They’re just as lousy as we ever was,” cited former XFL star Otis “Hit Squad” Floyd.

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3 Responses to “The Lions are actually, seriously, no kidding — No. 1”

  1. 250harbor November 25, 2008 at 5:55 pm #

    Yeah, I agree with ol’ Otis. The Lions can’t even beat an XFL team.

  2. themaxblog November 25, 2008 at 6:07 pm #

    Glad you liked it, 250harbor. We’ve been noticing that you are commenting on quite a bit of our posts of late. If you’re not careful, you may become our first-ever Commenter of the Week… or something like that.

    In all seriousness, though, we are looking for this week’s best comment (to be posted on Friday… or maybe next Friday if we are too hungover from Thanksgiving). So get in there and post.

  3. juliasrants November 25, 2008 at 7:05 pm #

    # 1 in –

    1. The number of crying towels used in a weekend on an NFL sideline.

    2. Players most likely to hear “Wait, you mean to tell me they PAY you to do this?”

    3. The team with the largest % of fans coming to the game with paper bags on their heads. (Yes – all 5 fans wore bags last weekend.)

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