Stuck in the states?

4 Feb

davidbeck.jpgAccording to the wildly-popular Goal.com, it looks like the mystery of where David Beckham will be playing soccer may reach its conclusion. The web site claims the mega-star’s contract might force him to stay in L.A. (but we only scanned the article, so who knows?). This is clearly good news for the 12 American soccer fans out there, and even better news for us, as it gives us an excuse to post photos of Posh Spice under the “this is news” umbrella. And because we are equal-opportunity posters, we also gave you ladies a photo of David to peer at (above). You’re welcome.

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Costner bringing Field of Dreams to life

4 Feb
As a way to give back to the community, Kevin Costner is going to combine the concept of his film “Field of Dreams” — arguably his best movie — and pair it with the non-accented character he played in “Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves” to build a baseball stadium in the midwest in time for the Northern League’s 2010 season.
It’s projected that once Kev builds it, about 300 jobs will come. While that’s a good thing, we can’t help but feel the real victor here is the movie industry, since Costner will hopefully be too caught up with construction of the baseball diamond to film another lousy movie.

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Costner’s garbage movies list:
  1. Swing Vote
  2. The Upside of Anger
  3. Dragonfly
  4. Waterworld*
  5. 13 Days
  6. Open Range
  7. Rumor Has It
  8. Mr. Brooks
  9. Message in a Bottle
* Denotes film is in contention for worst movie ever.

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Bonds attends BBall game with unidentified liquid

3 Feb

We saw this photo of mutant-headed Barry Bonds (with a Blagojevich-sized baseball cap on) and we caught something glaring: the unidentified liquid inside of his water bottle. Given Bonds’ current predicament and how he’s trying to get himself into the, ahem, Clear regarding his steroid allegations, we didn’t think it was a smart move to travel around with an unlabeled substance. 

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But what is the liquid? Here are some options we came up with: 
Horse urine and elf saliva – rumored to clean out the system and flush the internals of all unwanted hormones
Unsweetened iced tea, pineapple lifesavers and un-purified swamp water — supposedly devours all steroidic materials from the body

Flax seed, melted snow, dirt from the old Yankee Stadium and pretzel rods — shrinks the head to that of a prehistoric caveman. 
Got a guess? Leave a comment and let us know what you think.

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If Citi bails, what do the Mets name their ballpark?

3 Feb

Not great news for the seventeen Mets fans left on planet Earth. Seems as if Citigroup may be trying to weasel out of its deal with the “other” New York baseball team. That would leave an issue seeing as the name of the ballpark is supposed to be Citi Field.

That got us thinking about what the name would be if Citi decides to — no pun intended – bailout of the deal. 

Possible Names:

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  • Bankrupt Field
  • Advertisers Wanted Park
  • Please Buy Tix Stadium
  • Yes, the Mets Still Have a Team SportsPlex

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Verdict: Montreals retro jerseys way too loud

2 Feb

Hey Canadiens: would you mind turning down the volume on those jerseys?

Throw back or not, this misuse of materials should be sanctioned by the NHL, or at the very least, the fashion police. Where are you when we need you, E! channel? Honestly, when fans’ eyes throw up numerous times during a game, it’s time to shove those ugly jerseys into a burning barrel and forget they ever existed.

canadiansuglyj450.jpgOn a serious note, don’t these jerseys make you believe Montreal used the guy on the “Get Out of Jail Free” card from Monopoly as the inspiration?

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South Parks Towelie stands by Phelps

2 Feb

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Soon after Michael Phelps lit up the front pages of newspapers with the revelation that he’s a fan of Cheech & Chong, Towelie, the burnout character from South Park, made it clear he stands behind the gold medalist’s bad habits.

“You know, I think everybody is making too big of a deal about
this whole…wait, what was I saying? Oh man. Seriously, what was I
saying?”

Their association raised eyebrows when the towel wandered into a photo as Phelps was trying to take off for flight with his new rubber water suit on.

 
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While the relationship between Phelps and Towelie hasn’t been fully
disclosed, it has been reported that Towelie has one demand — to be
paid in ounces, not dollars.
Don’t watch South Park? Unsure of who Towelie is? Check out the YouTube clip below:
 

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