While our research is still in the preliminary stages of the Scientific Method (
remember that?), we’d like to be the first to report our findings:
Larry Fitzgerald may actually be a species of the Predator from the film that starred Arnold Schwarzenegger. (
Remember that?)
Just know that we’re onto you, Fitz! It’s apparent that the you and your alien beings have acquired the ability to shape-shift, but it’ll take a lot more than that to fool us Sherlock’s over here at The Max.
Things you have in common with the alien:
- Same hair.
- Extremely agile.
- Tall and slender.
- Shredded, ripped physiques.
OK, so your ribs aren’t showing through your skin and you don’t have vampire-sharp fangs or weird elephant-like tusks wrapping around your face. Big deal. We’re not buying it.
Just know that if we see any funny business on Sunday — like a tentacle pop out of your jersey or a UFO hovering around the stadium, we’re going to throw a flag on you for it. Don’t think we won’t.
Tags: Arizona Cardinals, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Ed Hochuli, Larry Fitzgerald, Pittsburgh Steelers, Predator, Super Bowl XLIII