Tag Archives: New England

Brady back to work in Patriots training room

11 Nov

Tom Brady, the most handsome quarterback on the Patriots, has returned to Foxborough much to the chagrin of New England fans. However, when word spread that Brady was back to work in the training room, people automatically assumed it had something to do with the two surgeries that have taken place on his mangled knee. However, this was not the case.

The Max’s inside source in Pats country can confirm that Brady was in Massachusetts to solicit outside opinions on something non-football related. 
“It was a pretty weird scene in [the trainer’s room],” one player noted. “I was there to get treatment on an injury, and Tom’s dressed in these high-end clothes from Target or Marshalls, and he’s flashing around this photo of him in a bunch of different outfits (see below picture). 
“He was asking, ‘Which of these do I look best in?’ For me, the oddest part was giving him an answer, because it was so obvious — it’s the middle photo! He looks like a mix between a Titanic-era Leonardo DiCaprio and Growing Pains’ Kirk Cameron in that one.”
We have not received word on which outfit/fashion statement got the best reception, but The Max is willing to bet that the anonymous player’s choice was correct. At the same time, just because we can make a non-biased choice on this does not mean that Brady should be taking these types of photos without being held at gunpoint. 
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8-bit insanity Lions defense?

10 Nov
This 99-yard run is incredible. It’s amazing. It’s insane. It’s unbelievable! And it’s all caught on Nintendo’s eye-pleasing 8-bit graphics. And while you may watch this clip in total disbelief, we urge you not to be as surprised when Panthers running back DeAngelo Williams does the same thing to the Detroit Lions “defense” this coming Sunday (yes, the Lions still have a team).
Watch the crowd go wild as Raiders running back Bo Jackson dominates the Patriots’ defense in this once-in-a-lifetime TD run. Of course, the people in the crowd going wild don’t appear to have faces, they’re all wearing plain red, blue or yellow shirts, the cheerleaders make the same robotic movements in unison on a continuous loop and the players on the field look like blobs of color and don’t have numbers on their jerseys. Yeah, we miss playing our Nintendo consoles as much as you do.
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