Archive | February, 2009

Protest: Get new wheels, Lance Armstrong!

19 Feb

Lance Armstrong got his one-of-a-kind bike jacked this week, but the perps didn’t know that Armstrong is a Twitter-er. (Just like The Max!) The bike got recovered and everyone was thrilled, especially the Twitter people who now can boast about how great their product is.

Unfortunately, we’re not so happy. You see, when we saw the bike that was recovered we expected it to have rockets on the side or sharp knives for wheel spokes. But it was just a regular bike with two wheels, some pedals, a chain and handlebars. This is why we thought we’d give Lance the opportunity to save a few fans by choosing one of these five new bikes to race from now on.

Which one do you think suits Lance best?

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Golf returns next week

19 Feb

After a 254-day hiatus, the sport of golf will return next week:

tigerback.jpgWait, what? Are you tell me they kept playing golf when Tiger was out injured? Noooo, you’re just pulling my leg. There’s no way the PGA allowed those other guys carry the sport while Tiger was out, right?

Hughes, Wilcox coming to New York

19 Feb

hugcox.jpgBoth Larry Hughes and Chris Wilcox have been traded to the New York Knicks. As a result of the timing of the deal, the above-average ballers will now forever be linked… much like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (Brangelina) or Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner/Lopez (Bennifer).

In the vein of these vogue celebrity names, what do you think Hughes and Wilcox’s name would be? We actually know the answer, but are too classy to tell you here. But if you go to USAToday.com and enter their last names into their generator (Hughes first), it should give you a good idea. Here’s the link.

The only way the WNBA could get us to watch

19 Feb

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Just put Eliza Dushku out there in nice little outfits.

Randy Moller is our boy, blue

19 Feb

If you haven’t heard a Randy Moller goal call yet, what are you waiting for? The voice of the Florida Panthers makes John Sterling sound like Bob Uecker’s color guy in the Major League movies. Enjoy this Randy Moller goodness:

Brewers go broke?

19 Feb

First, signs of the nation’s difficult financial situation popped up in Yankees camp, and now it looks like the Brewers are experiencing cost-cutting measures, as evidenced by their experiment to play the 2009 campaign without gloves.

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hartglove.jpg“Buying gloves for 25 guys can get really costly,” said an unidentified Brewers employee. “Instead, we plan on putting those monies towards getting Bernie Brewer his vat of beer back.”

Luckily for us, the above photos are from the waist up. According to reports, the Brewers have also cut pants from their budget.

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