Id rather be…

24 Jan

aon.jpgBy now, you’ve probably already heard that Avery Johnson has turned down the Memphis Grizzlies head coaching job. (Who could blame him?) But what you may not know is that the former Dallas Mavericks head honcho has a list of 10 other sports-related jobs that he would rather have than the Grizzlies gig. Through a process we can’t reveal here, we were able to secure a copy of the list:

10. Eddy Curry’s limo driver
9. Kimbo Slice’s sparring partner
8. NBA drug test urine collector
7. San Diego Chicken
6. Tim McCarver’s hair stylist
5. Roger Clemens’ trainer
4. Donovan McNabb’s lawn care specialist
3. Assistant coach at The Covenant School
2. Sean Avery’s girlfriend
1. Anything with the Arena Football League (or WNBA… same thing)

2 Responses to “Id rather be…”

  1. juliasrants January 24, 2009 at 4:11 pm #

    #3 – OUCH! I could think of a few who would be perfect for that job. And couldn’t #8 by done by #5? Just a thought!

    Julia
    http://werbiefitz.mlblogs.com/

  2. Jane Heller January 25, 2009 at 2:32 pm #

    I’d love to be McCarver’s hair stylist. I’d stop coloring his thick locks with shoe polish.

    http://janeheller.mlblogs.com

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