Here’s the newest set of questions that have been occupying our every thought. Let us know if you’re thinking what we’re thinking.
Why is Seattle so excited to welcome back an older version of a guy who was
Lance Armstrong got his one-of-a-kind bike jacked this week, but the perps didn’t know that Armstrong is a Twitter-er. (Just like The Max!) The bike got recovered and everyone was thrilled, especially the Twitter people who now can boast about how great their product is.
Unfortunately, we’re not so happy. You see, when we saw the bike that was recovered we expected it to have rockets on the side or sharp knives for wheel spokes. But it was just a regular bike with two wheels, some pedals, a chain and handlebars. This is why we thought we’d give Lance the opportunity to save a few fans by choosing one of these five new bikes to race from now on.
Which one do you think suits Lance best?
After a 254-day hiatus, the sport of golf will return next week:
Wait, what? Are you tell me they kept playing golf when Tiger was out injured? Noooo, you’re just pulling my leg. There’s no way the PGA allowed those other guys carry the sport while Tiger was out, right?
Both Larry Hughes and Chris Wilcox have been traded to the New York Knicks. As a result of the timing of the deal, the above-average ballers will now forever be linked… much like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie (Brangelina) or Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner/Lopez (Bennifer).
In the vein of these vogue celebrity names, what do you think Hughes and Wilcox’s name would be? We actually know the answer, but are too classy to tell you here. But if you go to USAToday.com and enter their last names into their generator (Hughes first), it should give you a good idea. Here’s the link.
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