Just put Eliza Dushku out there in nice little outfits.
Randy Moller is our boy, blue
19 FebIf you haven’t heard a Randy Moller goal call yet, what are you waiting for? The voice of the Florida Panthers makes John Sterling sound like Bob Uecker’s color guy in the Major League movies. Enjoy this Randy Moller goodness:
Brewers go broke?
19 FebFirst, signs of the nation’s difficult financial situation popped up in Yankees camp, and now it looks like the Brewers are experiencing cost-cutting measures, as evidenced by their experiment to play the 2009 campaign without gloves.
“Buying gloves for 25 guys can get really costly,” said an unidentified Brewers employee. “Instead, we plan on putting those monies towards getting Bernie Brewer his vat of beer back.”
Luckily for us, the above photos are from the waist up. According to reports, the Brewers have also cut pants from their budget.
Whos cooler: Lance Armstrong or guy from Excitebike?
18 FebWho would you rather be seen riding around town with the incredibly cool, awesome, radical, tubular guy from Nintendo’s Excitebike … or Lance Armstrong? It’s one of those “What if C-A-T really spelled D-O-G” type of questions to some, but we feel it can reaveal a lot about your personality. Personally, we’d rather be with a cool, awesome, radical, tubular guy who speeds around on a moped. How about you?
Still can’t make up your mind? Watch this one-minute clip and see someone absolutely livin’ on the edge by taking Excitebike to the EXTREME.
Inside the mind of The Max, part 2
18 FebMonday’s edition of “Inside the mind of The Max” was so well received (by ourselves) that we decided to let you back into our noggins to see the questions that have been occupying our thoughts. Let us know if you’ve been thinking the same thing:
Who would’ve thought that 38 seconds lasted so long?
- Don’t you think A-Rod deserves to be treated a little better, considering he is the only mega-star to stand up and say he did it?
- Don’t you think that if A-Rod found a cure for the common cold, people would get mad at him for not focusing his efforts on cancer?
- Don’t you just want to carry Nate Robinson around in your pocket?
- Aren’t you glad Manny Ramirez doesn’t have a job yet?
- Aren’t you sad Ken Griffey, Jr., doesn’t have a job yet?
- Why doesn’t the NFL come under the same steroid scrutiny as MLB?
Want free promotion for your blog or website?
17 FebGetting free promotion is simple when you come to The Max. You just gotta play an easy word association game with us. If yours are clever enough to make the varsity team, we’ll give you, your company or your website a shout-out just for playing. Be creative. Be funny. Be PG.
- Your name
- Your occupation, blog or website
- Two PG-rated photos
- A few word associations
Need a better idea of what we’re looking for? Lucky for you, one of The Max’s head button pushers, Zack Zeigler, was kind enough to play the first round as an example.
LeBron James
Stephon Marbury
John Cena
Michael Phelps
LeBron James
Stephon Marbury
Brett Favre
Detroit Lions
Randy Jackson
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