What? Were you expecting Adam “Pacman” Jones or something? Nah, the Cowboys are through with that guy (not really: story here), and in his place they’ve enlisted another Pac-Man — THE Pac-Man.

What? Were you expecting Adam “Pacman” Jones or something? Nah, the Cowboys are through with that guy (not really: story here), and in his place they’ve enlisted another Pac-Man — THE Pac-Man.

It seems like only yesterday that a chiseled “Iron” Mike Tyson sat atop the boxing world. Now, it looks like he ate the boxing world. Had it not been for his hideous face tattoo, the porker would’ve been unrecognizable at Sunday’s Sixth Annual Video Game Awards. Perhaps he munched on a few too many ears over Thanksgiving.

And of course, no Mike Tyson post would be complete without a totally random clip from Mike Tyson’s Punch Out:
Turns out the man formerly known as Chad Johnson (who now gets mail as Chad Ocho Cinco) isn’t the only NFLer who felt the need to switch up his birth name.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defensive end Greg White will from now on show up on his opponent’s scouting reports as Stylez G. White. The inspiration for “Stylez” came from a character in the 1985 flick “Teen Wolf,” where actor Jerry Levin played Rupert “Stiles” Stilinski.
The switch in spelling from “Stiles” to “Stylez” was a decision White made to “fit his personality.”
The Max applauds White’s decision, but we feel that people should know the other two names that Stylez was torn between:
First runner-up: Spicoli G. White
Jeff Spicoli appeared in the 1982 classic “Fast Times at Ridgemont High.” Although the film was filled with memorable characters (Who could forget Mr. Hand, Mark Ratner or Mike Damone?), Spicoli and his friends somehow always stuck out to diehard fans. Who knows, maybe the man who used to go by Greg thought Spicoli was “totally awesome!”
Second runner-up: Doc. Brown G. White

Apparently, Kimbo Slice wasn’t paying much attention during geography class. In this video, KS expresses his love for the city of Japan. We also hear his favorite color is four.
The Max knows that you’ve been busy getting ready for the holidays. So we’ve gathered these news items from around the sports world into one place for your convenience. You’re welcome.
Pittsburgh Steelers wider receiver Santonio Holmes reveals crush on teammate Casey Hampton.

The Wizards played a game.
(Normally, this wouldn’t be news, but judging from the empty seats, we figured nobody actually saw the game)
Tom Arnold is apparently still considered a celebrity, as evidenced by his courtside seats at a recent Lakers game.

Bradley Center hot dogs send Bucks coach Scott Skiles to the bathroom during the fourth quarter of Saturday’s win over the Pacers.
Ron Artest loves The Max this much. So do these guys.

After seeing the success such teams as the Boston Red Sox and Seattle Mariners have had finding top stars in the international market, the Kansas City Royals announced Tuesday that they have signed a young right-handed flame thrower from Iraq:

“We’ve only seen him on tape thus far,” admits one unnamed Royals official. “But he clearly has promise, and his heart is in the right place. He’ll just need to work on his control a bit. Once he’s able to hit his target, we think we’ll have a superstar on our hands.”
Hey, he can’t be worse than Kyle Farnsworth.