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Ex-teammate Bonds bids Kent strange farewell

21 Jan
HGH infested mutant ballplayer Barry Bonds offered ex-teammate Jeff Kent an odd going away gift, The Max has learned. Late this afternoon, when news broke that after 17 seasons in baseball, Kent, 40, will hang up his cleats for good, a copy of a postcard Bonds sent to his former teammate surfaced, again starting rumors that their feud isn’t as over as people once thought.
Back 2002, when both Kent and Bonds were playing for the Giants, a rift between the two went public following this dugout incident:
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Kent ended up leaving the Giants, as the dugout wasn’t big enough for both of their egos and Bonds’ ever-growing steroid head. Then, after a time, it was said that the two sluggers hugged it out and were at the very least on “OK terms” with one another.
After obtaining a copy of the postcard, which is featured below, we’re not so sure the feud is as over as everyone would like to believe…
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Tron digs futuristic NBA All-Star jerseys

21 Jan

The futuristic NBA All-Star jerseys that have received some ridicule among tradition ballers is apparently A-OK with Tron, a character from self-titled 1982 movie that was way ahead of its time (but still kind of cool… just like Nintendo’s “Excite Bike” is still kind of cool).

Displaying his Wayne’s World dialog skills by using “zang” (which is Cantonese for “excellent”) to describe the jerseys, Tron also had this to say: 
“You guys at The Max must be really running thin on content to use me in one of your posts. I’m talking Calista Flockhart-thin.”
When reached, The Max had no comment.

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Honesty is the only policy … for sports fans, anyway

21 Jan

The best thing about sports — besides the actual game, scouting cheerleaders, nine innings worth of downing beers and munching on hot dogs — has to be when fans express their irritation when something goes wrong.

Ashley Simpson doesn’t lip sync for once, and she pays for it at the Orange Bowl:

Barry Bonds and his expanding head hears it from the crowd during an at-bat.

WWE fans get a “boring” chant going during yet another lame attempt at something funny from WWE “writers.”



Carl Lewis embarrasses himself in front of Michael Jordan and Chicago
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Sarah “Hockey Mom” Palin has few fans in Philly.

Yankees fans can be tough — they’ll even boo the ones they love.

Nationals fans give Dubya the same reception he’d get from 77% of U.S. citizens.

Theres an obvious joke here…

20 Jan

But we would rather have you guys make it. Here’s an article from Yahoo! Sports, who is quickly becoming our arch-enemy. Even Stevie Wonder can see that this is not Ryan Howard:

ryanhoward.jpgThe truth is, the man in the photo is Adam LaRoche, who was given less than 10 words in the story and wasn’t mentioned until the second-to-last paragraph. That’s just bad.

The Wunder WHAT?!? You wont believe this.

20 Jan
Before landing gigs on Dirty Jobs and Deadliest Catch, Mike Rowe was pushing stupid products like this — the worst named, biggest junk contraption in the history of fishing gear. (Hey, fishing is kind of a sport, so we felt it was OK to use for The Max.)
If you are one of the two people who purchased one of these, we truly don’t know what to say.

Royal Rumbles: Fans vs. Players

19 Jan

Watching some loser Clemson fan imitate Triple H and DDT Wake center Chas McFarland last Saturday made us think about other Fans vs. Players battles that have taken place. Yes, the Ron Artest vs. the entire Pistons fanbase is included.


Some dude gets a little too close to Kip Brennan

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