We here at The Max are pretty sure that any site attempting to dabble in humor is contractually obligated to run some sort of “separated at birth” segment. Being the go-getters that we are, we decided to get it out of the way in our first month of existence. Enjoy:
Sarah Palin & Rays manager Joe Maddon
Ok, so they aren’t necessarily the same sex. But that doesn’t mean they can’t look alike. Just look at their affinity for bulky specs. Still not buying it? Try mentally placing a brunette wig on Joe’s skull (it’s a lot prettier than doing it the other way around).
Charles “Haywire” Patoshik & Angels pitcher John Lackey
If you’re not a fan of the Prison Break TV show, then this one might not do it for you. But you can’t deny these two may share the same mother. Poor lady.
“Ravishing” Rick Rude & Giants manager Bruce Bochy
The San Francisco version of Bruce Bochy (sans the mustache) does nothing for us. We prefer the facial hair. Plus, he’s the spitting image of former WWE wrestler Rick Rude. The only thing he’s missing is the airbrushed uniform pants. Now that would make the Giants worth watching.
John Goodman & Notre Dame coach Charlie Weis
We’re willing to bet neither one of these guys want to look like the other. Sorry, fellas. You’re spitting images.
NBA star Robert Horry & Will Smith
This entry isn’t fair, as we don’t really think these two were separated at birth. We actually believe that Will Smith and Robert Horry are the same person. Think about it, have you ever seen them at the same place at the same time? Didn’t think so. The bottom line is Will Smith can do anything he wants, including play in the NBA.
Michael Phelps & Giants quaterback Eli Manning
Remember Michael Phelps? Here’s to hoping we never have to mention him again. This entry is courtesy of Lookliker.com.
Tags: Bruce Bochy, Charlie Weis, Eli Manning, Haywire, John Goodman, John Lackey, John Maddon, Michael Phelps, Prison Break, Rick Rude, Sarah Palin, separated at birth
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