Archive | February, 2009

Canseco seeks 15 more minutes

11 Feb

josetv.jpgWhen will Jose Canseco finally go away? According to the New York Post’s Page Six, the embattled slugger, apparently in search of 15 more minutes of fame, is pitching a reality television series to network execs. While we’re not sure what the concept of the show will be, we are pretty sure that we would rather watch paint dry. Even worse, we would rather watch these shows than a Jose Canseco reality TV program:

  • Dawson’s Creek
  • Small Wonder
  • The Oprah Winfrey Show
  • Any XFL game
  • Knight Rider (the new one)
  • My Mother the Car
  • Roseanne (even after she wins the lottery)
  • A Very Brady Christmas

If you had the choice to watch one of the below shows, which would it be?
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The Max crowns its Man of the Year

11 Feb

ds.jpgIt’s only February, but The Max is fairly confident that our search for the 2009 Man of the Year can be called off. After reading excerpts from Darryl Strawberry’s upcoming book, we formally announce the former slugger as the award winner (however, we reserve the right to de-crown Straw and hand it to multiple other recipients over the course of the next 10 months).

As we have stated time and time again, we really don’t care about stats or the game’s final score. Instead, we want the gossip … we want to see people make fools of themselves … we want the cameraman to focus more on the cheerleaders … you get the point. We feel that Staw embodies these qualities, especially after reading portions of his book:

  • Beer “was the foundation of our alcoholic lifestyle… We hauled around more Bud than the Clydesdales. The beer was just to get the party started and maybe take the edge off the speed and coke.”
  • 1986 New York Mets road mantra: “Tear up your best bars and nightclubs and take your finest women… The only hard part was choosing which hottie to take back to your hotel room. Lots of times you … picked two or three.”
  • Straw also goes into a story about watching an ex-teammate pluck a woman from the stands during a game to have relations with in a private room. “I was jealous. When I saw her heading back to her seat, I gave her a sign. She smiles, turned right back around and met me in that same little room … “I had to be quick and run back on to the field.”


Editor’s note: It’s important to point out that we do not condone Strawberry’s actions. But we sure as heck approve of him talking about it.

Troy Aikman heading Back to School

10 Feb

Anyone remember the Rodney Dangerfield film, “Back to School”? Paulie from “Rocky”, the late, great Sam Kinnison, Johnny “Cobra Kai” Lawrence from “The Karate Kid” and Robert Downy Jr. from the drunken skeeve Wall of Shame were all in it. ( Watch the trailer.)

Well Troy Aikman is apparently a fan, and he’s taking the title literally. He told the press he’s “finally taking care of business” and heading back to college to get his degree from UCLA.

We wish the former QB luck and all, but we think we’ll wait for the update to arrive on DVD before bothering to worry about Aikman’s school ventures again. He’s OK as a TV personality, but he’s no Rodney Dangerfield, that’s for certain.

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CC gets Raw

10 Feb

ccraw.jpgJust days before reporting to Spring Training in Tampa, CC Sabathia took in some WWE action. The new Yankees pitcher was spotted backstage at Monday Night Raw yesterday where he posed with World Heavyweight Champion John Cena.

Don’t turn your back CC, Cena’s a Red Sox fan. He might clobber you with that belt when the ref’s not looking. For more photos, go to WWE.com.

One Shoe to Rule Them All

8 Feb

Here’s the scenario: You are a pro basketball player, and you are a baller. You were the first player to successfully do a front-flip dunk from the foul line during a game. LeBron told the press that he’s afraid to matchup against you one-on-one. You’ve won lots of trophies and even more NBA accolades. But you’re missing a signature shoe line! So now you have to pick one of these:

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Nike Air Force 180 Pump — 1992

David Robinson sported these kicks during the 1992 season. The Admiral loved his high tops almost as much as he loved jacking up his game shorts so they’d hang at mid-thigh.

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Air Jordan XI — 1995

Perhaps the most popular shoe of all-time, the Air Jordan XI represent b-ball shoe perfection to some. To critics, they look like space boots.
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LeBron James Zoom Soldier II — 2008

Let’s face it: LeBron could wear blocks of concrete on his feet and they’d be top-sellers at the shoe store. However, these aren’t that awful looking, really. But do you want to wear the shoes of a guy that’s scared to guard you? That’s something to consider.

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Shaqnosis — 1992
Careful, don’t stare at these too long or you might get vertigo. 
They did put consumers in a trance, as these Reebok’s sold well and certainly were a memorable design. 
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Converse Aero Jam — 1993
Remember when people would say “LJ” and mean former Hornets and Knicks forward Larry Johnson, not LeBron?
These Converse had the React juice, which was apparently so popular and legit that these days it’s mentioned about as much as Johnson’s alter ego — Grandmama.
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adidas KB8 — 1999

Notice how we separated Kobe’s shoes from Shaq’s? We’re on top of stuff like that. 
At first glance, the shoe look big and bulky. But after a second look, it looks, well, big and bulky. They would never work today, since the KB24 doesn’t have the same ring as KB8.
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Reebok Question — 1996

Practice? These sneakers are gamers, and we’re sitting here talking about … practice. Allen Iverson — then a member of the 76ers — was the inspiration behind one of Reebok’s most popular models in history.

Which shoes do you pick and why? 

The License Plate Game

6 Feb

Most celebrities usually covet their privacy. But not these superstars. Check out the vanity plates of the below athletes. They clearly have a lot on their minds (in most cases) and want you to know about it.

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Have you spotted any athletes’ vanity plates? If so, tell us what they say below.
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